I CRASHED MY BIKE!

omg, my first motobike accident!


Was going to pasir panjang to meet the tweens for drinks after work. Went to top up my petrol at the shell station near zouk, so i took the road going to queens town there from bukit ho swee.

while i rode pass bukit ho swee, i was thinking to myself. what would i tell her if i crashed. and i crashed. this was wad happened.

it was green light
I was going straight den all of a sudden this idiot taxisurved out from the opposite direction.
I was like "OH SHIT , OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" when i put on my brakes. den WHAMO!

That idiot did not put on his brakes, he did not even slow down!

I got flung out of my bike, landed on his car (i think his wind screen) and plummered to the floor.

Thank God i wore a helmet. cos my head crashed against the floor. and it does not hurt abit. Guys, go buy Hyper racing helmets. ahaha. I was shouting "you idiot , you f**king idiot!" i turned around and looked at my bike...

den i was shouting "You diot, You gonna Pay for that man! you f**king gonna pay for that man!"

To my surpprise, it some old man that stepped out of the cab. Next think i knew, i was screaming hokkien profanities at him.

This red porshe pulled up beside me andthis guy called yuey came out and help me.he was like scolding the old man. ahaha, i took down the particulars of the old cabbie and just sat down in pain. Yuey was like shouting to me "Dude, you fucking rocked man, it a miracle! look what you did to his car man, his head lights and wind screen is friggin gone!"

yup, thats Yuey, and the red porche is his. ahaha.

I called The twins and they decided to rush down. jeremy reached first. i don't know how he came so fast. but the ambulance was faster. and i was rushed to the hospital and jem stayed behind to look after my stuff.

The first thing i did when i reach SGH was to punch yanren. ahaha.

kelvin, home club manager, rushed down too see me. gave me a few good advice on insurance claims and ....pharmaceuticals.

Bryan and marc came down next, well kinda had fun at the hospital.

after all the check ups and anal probes, i was only found to have a compound fracture on my toe. the second right toe. well, it may sound minor, but i can't friggin walk because if it. darn.

after all those, Bryan sent me home. damn nice of him.

I would like to thank, Jeremy, for rushing down to the scene and hleping me to take care of the situation there, and Yan ren and Yan yi for rushing to the hostpital to see me and push me around on the wheel chair. Bryan and marc for coming down all the way and sending me home. Kelvin for rushing down and Chin and roy for showing care. and most of all i would like to thank the 3 samatrians that i can remember, Yuey, Cheng yi (the guy from ngee ann whold helped me took all those pictures!) and some guy in an american express shirt. there should be more people like this in singapore.

and last of all i would like to 'thank' Tan Cheng Kong for doing this to me. May your soul burn in hell when your flame dies out.

not i gotta go drink some beer. cheers.