Sick, havin headache, vomit. omg! i feel like f---
I really want to work today, got a few good bands playing, but i'm just too sick to go.
In about 8 Hours time, I'll be turning 20. at the stroke of 12, my teenage years will be gone. I'll no longer be a teenager. funny enough, this is the first birthday i don't look forward to. makes no difference if i'm 20 or 29 coz i'll still be doing the same stuffs. aaa....
I wanna stay young.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Monday, August 14, 2006
Introducing the cutest and maddest girl in the world, Mishy! hahaha
This is what happens to chinese girls under Ang Moh influence when living overseas
but she's cute though, maybe i shd go jio her! HAHAHA... the ang moh kids love her.
Somehow, she reminds me of tammy nyp. HAHAHA... and HADASSAH. hahah YAH, she looks like hadassa. no offence to hadassa's friends.
This is what happens to chinese girls under Ang Moh influence when living overseas
but she's cute though, maybe i shd go jio her! HAHAHA... the ang moh kids love her.
Somehow, she reminds me of tammy nyp. HAHAHA... and HADASSAH. hahah YAH, she looks like hadassa. no offence to hadassa's friends.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Hey, haven't blogged for long.
Omg, National day was Bad... bad bad bad... damn weird.
1.I went to Toa payoh before goign to work to pick up the keys to the club. i went to look for a singapore flag to put on my bike to act cute. know what? I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE FLAGE. omg! it's NATIONAL DAY! where did all those drivers get the cool little flags?!?never mind, i went to pick up the keys ad went to the club.
2.Everything was fine, i set up normally.... and know what? i saw a face of an old woman staring at me from the side of my eye while i was lighting candles around the club. my god! I was like "?!?!?!" ahaha.... I got the creeps and den told my manager. who told all the bosses, and they ALL came down and burned joss sticks and joss paper. very superstitious bunch. I guess the richer you are, the mre superstitious you get, as you've got everything to lose.
3.All my life, i don't have a problem with mosquito bites, but on that day, i had like tons of them on my leg. awwww!
4. the day lastd quite fine, nothing much happened , we packed up and i was ready to go mambo. lol. but it friggin' rained. I had no choice but to wait. All of the sudden there were 2 malay dudes screaming their heads off across the river outside homeclub. First i Tought they were just pissed drunk and playing in the rain. Then, one of them started to wave frantically at us shouting "Buoyant! buoyant!"
It was then it dawned apon us that one of them has dropped into the river.
Being an ex lifeguard, i tried to think.
this was going on in my head>>>>> " . "
so, i decided to exercise the 7 principles of lifesaving > "Talk , reach , Throw, wade, row, swim with aid , swim and tow" arrange in order of danger from safest to most dangerous.
-no use talking to the victim, he's too far.
-nothing to reach him with,
-Nothing to throw to him as all the floats along sg river are either stolen or non existant.
-water is too deep, can't wade tru it.
-hahah no boats around for me to row.
so i was thinking, "swim with aid and tow him, nonononononono... shit, i'm not gonna jump into that choppy dirty water!"
my manager was like "Fuck you chris, you DON'T go and jump in ok!"
ahah.
then the police arrived and this was in their head>>>> " . "" doughnuts "
i was like shouting at them "get me a rope! rope!"
hahah they wer like " wad happened? omg!"
after which i ran into the club to take a ladder, which was totally reduntdant as it's not long enough actually. haha. but just incase.
Police cars and fire engines were zooming all over the place , but none of them stopped where the victim was. finally, the civil defence came and hauled him up with a rope. hahah $1200 gone for him! hee hee.
mambo!
Omg, National day was Bad... bad bad bad... damn weird.
1.I went to Toa payoh before goign to work to pick up the keys to the club. i went to look for a singapore flag to put on my bike to act cute. know what? I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE FLAGE. omg! it's NATIONAL DAY! where did all those drivers get the cool little flags?!?never mind, i went to pick up the keys ad went to the club.
2.Everything was fine, i set up normally.... and know what? i saw a face of an old woman staring at me from the side of my eye while i was lighting candles around the club. my god! I was like "?!?!?!" ahaha.... I got the creeps and den told my manager. who told all the bosses, and they ALL came down and burned joss sticks and joss paper. very superstitious bunch. I guess the richer you are, the mre superstitious you get, as you've got everything to lose.
3.All my life, i don't have a problem with mosquito bites, but on that day, i had like tons of them on my leg. awwww!
4. the day lastd quite fine, nothing much happened , we packed up and i was ready to go mambo. lol. but it friggin' rained. I had no choice but to wait. All of the sudden there were 2 malay dudes screaming their heads off across the river outside homeclub. First i Tought they were just pissed drunk and playing in the rain. Then, one of them started to wave frantically at us shouting "Buoyant! buoyant!"
It was then it dawned apon us that one of them has dropped into the river.
Being an ex lifeguard, i tried to think.
this was going on in my head>>>>> " . "
so, i decided to exercise the 7 principles of lifesaving > "Talk , reach , Throw, wade, row, swim with aid , swim and tow" arrange in order of danger from safest to most dangerous.
-no use talking to the victim, he's too far.
-nothing to reach him with,
-Nothing to throw to him as all the floats along sg river are either stolen or non existant.
-water is too deep, can't wade tru it.
-hahah no boats around for me to row.
so i was thinking, "swim with aid and tow him, nonononononono... shit, i'm not gonna jump into that choppy dirty water!"
my manager was like "Fuck you chris, you DON'T go and jump in ok!"
ahah.
then the police arrived and this was in their head>>>> " . "" doughnuts "
i was like shouting at them "get me a rope! rope!"
hahah they wer like " wad happened? omg!"
after which i ran into the club to take a ladder, which was totally reduntdant as it's not long enough actually. haha. but just incase.
Police cars and fire engines were zooming all over the place , but none of them stopped where the victim was. finally, the civil defence came and hauled him up with a rope. hahah $1200 gone for him! hee hee.
mambo!
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE
well well. this is gonna be my first down blog.
I don't know why i'm feeling restless and agitated these few days. I get Upset very easily.
It's kinda gay to feel this way, i know. but i have alot of things in my mind, alot of things i wanna do. I running my own Events and PA setups and mobile discos, and yet i work as a fuckign waiter in home club. YES the pay is good, or rather stable, but it's a FUCKING SHIT JOB. The kinda looks people give you. OMG. Everyone's asking me " you are an FSV grad? why are u working as waiter here?" "chriss, you work there 1 year already wad u gain?"
I fully understand the phrase "we are the Unforturnate led by the Unqualified to do the Unnessesary for the Ungreatful." I can stand takign orders from some... forget it.
Colleges are the best, some times they make me go "WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!"
I dun fucking understand why u all wanna talk so much SHIT. WHY can't you just earn your $7 and shut up, do you need to care so much?
Yes, i'm the soundman of clubhome too, being paid $7 an hour, i am Halfprice compared to industry standard. well, i'm not complaining, I'm buiding myself a wonderful portfolio. But what i can't stand is the sarcastic remaks from colleuges ...
"Wha ... u relac ah do sound"
Chao chee bye. I am a PROFFESIONAL soundman, Not a FUCKING WAITER, you can be your PROFFESIONAL WAITER forever you fucking bastard. wadever lah.
I just want to earn my $7 an hour.
depending on circumstances, i might quit anytime. My Events Audio business is growing anyway.
Fuck retards.
well well. this is gonna be my first down blog.
I don't know why i'm feeling restless and agitated these few days. I get Upset very easily.
It's kinda gay to feel this way, i know. but i have alot of things in my mind, alot of things i wanna do. I running my own Events and PA setups and mobile discos, and yet i work as a fuckign waiter in home club. YES the pay is good, or rather stable, but it's a FUCKING SHIT JOB. The kinda looks people give you. OMG. Everyone's asking me " you are an FSV grad? why are u working as waiter here?" "chriss, you work there 1 year already wad u gain?"
I fully understand the phrase "we are the Unforturnate led by the Unqualified to do the Unnessesary for the Ungreatful." I can stand takign orders from some... forget it.
Colleges are the best, some times they make me go "WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!"
I dun fucking understand why u all wanna talk so much SHIT. WHY can't you just earn your $7 and shut up, do you need to care so much?
Yes, i'm the soundman of clubhome too, being paid $7 an hour, i am Halfprice compared to industry standard. well, i'm not complaining, I'm buiding myself a wonderful portfolio. But what i can't stand is the sarcastic remaks from colleuges ...
"Wha ... u relac ah do sound"
Chao chee bye. I am a PROFFESIONAL soundman, Not a FUCKING WAITER, you can be your PROFFESIONAL WAITER forever you fucking bastard. wadever lah.
I just want to earn my $7 an hour.
depending on circumstances, i might quit anytime. My Events Audio business is growing anyway.
Fuck retards.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Ho ho ho ho ho.
Went to RED STAR RESTAURANT for dim sum on sunday! OMG the dim sum there is like, wow. the prawns mog, THE PRAWNS can bounce in your mouth when you chew them! "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!" one may ask, but i assure you that I've been there done that.
On saturday, while i was working, We say a great display of fireworks that lasted over 20mins. Beautiful , but for what? welcome delegates from italy? It's okay to display fireworks for them, but one that lasted longer than our national day's fireworks display? is it nessasary?
well,i'm not complaining yet. wait till you hear from the tax payers.
CPF = Citizens Paying Fireworks
ahaha.
Okay, better not bitch about the government.
PAP ROCKS! yay yay yay!.
that should make it up for it.
Can anybody Tell me what happened to BoonLay Art Centre? and where it moved to? OMG.
=================================
23rd OR 26th November
An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub
Non-Alcoholic Party
Free Flow of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop top 40s unless otherwise requested.
supprise activities.
Entry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,
but others are welcomed too!
Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.
Tickets $15 Presale
$18 at the door
all entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.
exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix. thanks
90660561
=================================================
NanHuarians need a break. We need a party.
It sucks to be from Nan Hua , I know.
But surely we all feel a sense of belonging among all our friends?
FMS 06 pary coming up. lol.
Went to RED STAR RESTAURANT for dim sum on sunday! OMG the dim sum there is like, wow. the prawns mog, THE PRAWNS can bounce in your mouth when you chew them! "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!" one may ask, but i assure you that I've been there done that.
On saturday, while i was working, We say a great display of fireworks that lasted over 20mins. Beautiful , but for what? welcome delegates from italy? It's okay to display fireworks for them, but one that lasted longer than our national day's fireworks display? is it nessasary?
well,i'm not complaining yet. wait till you hear from the tax payers.
CPF = Citizens Paying Fireworks
ahaha.
Okay, better not bitch about the government.
PAP ROCKS! yay yay yay!.
that should make it up for it.
Can anybody Tell me what happened to BoonLay Art Centre? and where it moved to? OMG.
=================================
23rd OR 26th November
An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub
Non-Alcoholic Party
Free Flow of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop top 40s unless otherwise requested.
supprise activities.
Entry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,
but others are welcomed too!
Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.
Tickets $15 Presale
$18 at the door
all entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.
exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix. thanks
90660561
=================================================
NanHuarians need a break. We need a party.
It sucks to be from Nan Hua , I know.
But surely we all feel a sense of belonging among all our friends?
FMS 06 pary coming up. lol.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Weird day.
Work up like uber early. Then went back to sleep. Then woke up again. Then went to sleep. Check email. Back to sleep. Alarm rang, set to snooze. Back to sleep. Up, down up down up down.I started my day with vengaboys.
skipped breakfast to go to NAN HUA early for some meeting for organi$ing the prom. (Yes, I DID spell organizing with a '$' on purpose.)
OH MY! Students from Nan hua really do change a lot. They are a lot more extreme. It's either I see the downright geeks, or the extremely outrageous! I saw this girl, 15 or 16, with make up , tinted har, Large NUM bag and LV purse, strolling down the canteen yakking on her her Razor V3.
-Back then, the girls had pimple cream, BLACK NECK LENGTH hair, Tiny 'outdoor' backpack, fake jpg wallet, lumbering down the canteen Yakking with her friend about the new westlife album, with the nokia 3210 safely in her pocket and a copy of "Chi YU Shou Ce" in her hand.
Non cool at all.
Annnnd yah, I met VAL and passed her a bay beats T-shirt. Hope u like it Biach! and, You are welcome! heh heh.
Attended the meeting. Not bad. I might be-able to get the following year's prom to be done in MOS. I shall see about it.
Oh yah, I talked to Ms Wassan( some teacher incharge of staffing), about getting a position as a relief teacher in Nan hua. She gave me the green light and asked me to send her my particulars via email. Woo.. CHRIS the TEACHER.... nonono, should be MR ANG, the TEACHER! hahaha.
I can almost imagine....
class : goooooooood Moooornnnniiiiing Mrrrrrr Anggggg....
me: Morning Class!
class : Class sit!
me : today i'm gonna teach you about ==== Censored=====
class : !!!!!!?
me : ====================Censored====================
class : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : repeat after me , "Charles loves to fondle with ============== =====================censored=======================
Class: ==================censored======================
me : good good.
class: we =============love to======== lick=========. Jane love to=====Censored======== Her pet Hamster with ===Censored== bus.
me: Good class you are learning fast!
The film commission will not love to film my lessons.
Ok. Then, I went home and slept.
Refer to first paragraph for fudher details.
I finally stayed UP and went to work, and guess what?
....Chicken Feathers got stuck on my motorbike chain in the middle of the road....
For those who know me well, I decorated my rear seat with Black feathers, it's this long thingy that Divas like to wear around their neck. Smart me decided to take it down today and put it in my saddle bag, in order to prevent the possibilities of it being caught in my wheels. Apprearantly, the wind blew the feathers out of my saddle bag, and into my drive chain. OMG. I did not know if should laugh or cry. @#$%^&^%$#@. Took me half and hour, stranded at the side of a road ( with witty drivers passing), to remove the feathers from my drive chain. IT was like TOTALLY stuck!. Hahah thank god I manage to pry it out and continue to zoom to work with a feathery bike.
I consider today a well lived day. hahaha.
Work up like uber early. Then went back to sleep. Then woke up again. Then went to sleep. Check email. Back to sleep. Alarm rang, set to snooze. Back to sleep. Up, down up down up down.I started my day with vengaboys.
skipped breakfast to go to NAN HUA early for some meeting for organi$ing the prom. (Yes, I DID spell organizing with a '$' on purpose.)
OH MY! Students from Nan hua really do change a lot. They are a lot more extreme. It's either I see the downright geeks, or the extremely outrageous! I saw this girl, 15 or 16, with make up , tinted har, Large NUM bag and LV purse, strolling down the canteen yakking on her her Razor V3.
-Back then, the girls had pimple cream, BLACK NECK LENGTH hair, Tiny 'outdoor' backpack, fake jpg wallet, lumbering down the canteen Yakking with her friend about the new westlife album, with the nokia 3210 safely in her pocket and a copy of "Chi YU Shou Ce" in her hand.
Non cool at all.
Annnnd yah, I met VAL and passed her a bay beats T-shirt. Hope u like it Biach! and, You are welcome! heh heh.
Attended the meeting. Not bad. I might be-able to get the following year's prom to be done in MOS. I shall see about it.
Oh yah, I talked to Ms Wassan( some teacher incharge of staffing), about getting a position as a relief teacher in Nan hua. She gave me the green light and asked me to send her my particulars via email. Woo.. CHRIS the TEACHER.... nonono, should be MR ANG, the TEACHER! hahaha.
I can almost imagine....
class : goooooooood Moooornnnniiiiing Mrrrrrr Anggggg....
me: Morning Class!
class : Class sit!
me : today i'm gonna teach you about ==== Censored=====
class : !!!!!!?
me : ====================Censored====================
class : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : repeat after me , "Charles loves to fondle with ============== =====================censored=======================
Class: ==================censored======================
me : good good.
class: we =============love to======== lick=========. Jane love to=====Censored======== Her pet Hamster with ===Censored== bus.
me: Good class you are learning fast!
The film commission will not love to film my lessons.
Ok. Then, I went home and slept.
Refer to first paragraph for fudher details.
I finally stayed UP and went to work, and guess what?
....Chicken Feathers got stuck on my motorbike chain in the middle of the road....
For those who know me well, I decorated my rear seat with Black feathers, it's this long thingy that Divas like to wear around their neck. Smart me decided to take it down today and put it in my saddle bag, in order to prevent the possibilities of it being caught in my wheels. Apprearantly, the wind blew the feathers out of my saddle bag, and into my drive chain. OMG. I did not know if should laugh or cry. @#$%^&^%$#@. Took me half and hour, stranded at the side of a road ( with witty drivers passing), to remove the feathers from my drive chain. IT was like TOTALLY stuck!. Hahah thank god I manage to pry it out and continue to zoom to work with a feathery bike.
I consider today a well lived day. hahaha.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Here Am I with another blog post.
THANK YOU Valentina Ng for showing me how to put up a tag board.
YESS i have TAG BOARD. i'm a BLOGGER!!!!
Anyway,Stephanie Tham just sent me a link to the youtube video of some Japanese English lesson show , they are called the ZUIIKIN GIRLS.
This is THE video of the year... HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OMG, i was watching it and was laughing like crazy. You should just get stoned or high on something and come watch this. Let learn the dance. HAHA.
Here's another one. HAHA.
If u actually watched finish this video,
this is how 'Hastala vista Baby" come into use.
I seriously don't think this shit is Sane. AHHA.
but i love it.
THANK YOU Valentina Ng for showing me how to put up a tag board.
YESS i have TAG BOARD. i'm a BLOGGER!!!!
Anyway,Stephanie Tham just sent me a link to the youtube video of some Japanese English lesson show , they are called the ZUIIKIN GIRLS.
This is THE video of the year... HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OMG, i was watching it and was laughing like crazy. You should just get stoned or high on something and come watch this. Let learn the dance. HAHA.
Here's another one. HAHA.
If u actually watched finish this video,
this is how 'Hastala vista Baby" come into use.
I seriously don't think this shit is Sane. AHHA.
but i love it.
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