Saturday, December 16, 2006



I CRASHED MY BIKE!

omg, my first motobike accident!


Was going to pasir panjang to meet the tweens for drinks after work. Went to top up my petrol at the shell station near zouk, so i took the road going to queens town there from bukit ho swee.

while i rode pass bukit ho swee, i was thinking to myself. what would i tell her if i crashed. and i crashed. this was wad happened.

it was green light
I was going straight den all of a sudden this idiot taxisurved out from the opposite direction.
I was like "OH SHIT , OH SHIT! OH SHIT!" when i put on my brakes. den WHAMO!



That idiot did not put on his brakes, he did not even slow down!

I got flung out of my bike, landed on his car (i think his wind screen) and plummered to the floor.

Thank God i wore a helmet. cos my head crashed against the floor. and it does not hurt abit. Guys, go buy Hyper racing helmets. ahaha. I was shouting "you idiot , you f**king idiot!" i turned around and looked at my bike...


den i was shouting "You diot, You gonna Pay for that man! you f**king gonna pay for that man!"

To my surpprise, it some old man that stepped out of the cab. Next think i knew, i was screaming hokkien profanities at him.

This red porshe pulled up beside me andthis guy called yuey came out and help me.he was like scolding the old man. ahaha, i took down the particulars of the old cabbie and just sat down in pain. Yuey was like shouting to me "Dude, you fucking rocked man, it a miracle! look what you did to his car man, his head lights and wind screen is friggin gone!"



yup, thats Yuey, and the red porche is his. ahaha.

I called The twins and they decided to rush down. jeremy reached first. i don't know how he came so fast. but the ambulance was faster. and i was rushed to the hospital and jem stayed behind to look after my stuff.

The first thing i did when i reach SGH was to punch yanren. ahaha.

kelvin, home club manager, rushed down too see me. gave me a few good advice on insurance claims and ....pharmaceuticals.

Bryan and marc came down next, well kinda had fun at the hospital.

after all the check ups and anal probes, i was only found to have a compound fracture on my toe. the second right toe. well, it may sound minor, but i can't friggin walk because if it. darn.

after all those, Bryan sent me home. damn nice of him.

I would like to thank, Jeremy, for rushing down to the scene and hleping me to take care of the situation there, and Yan ren and Yan yi for rushing to the hostpital to see me and push me around on the wheel chair. Bryan and marc for coming down all the way and sending me home. Kelvin for rushing down and Chin and roy for showing care. and most of all i would like to thank the 3 samatrians that i can remember, Yuey, Cheng yi (the guy from ngee ann whold helped me took all those pictures!) and some guy in an american express shirt. there should be more people like this in singapore.

and last of all i would like to 'thank' Tan Cheng Kong for doing this to me. May your soul burn in hell when your flame dies out.

not i gotta go drink some beer. cheers.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

shit, friggin lazy to blogg...

hmmm.... went to zoukout, Did not sleep from the time i alighted the plane from thailand, went to zoukout, partied toll 8am... went home to bathe, den rushed down to work at homclub at 12noon.... worked till 12.30am... went home around 2 am. slept at 3 am. HAHA. works. was at full moon party in thailand before zoukout!

this rocks. I'm a Full fledged Raver now.

Ah ha. monday. i love mondays. clubs don't open on mondays, therefore my services are not needed at homeclub.
went outta meet Bryan the brave bull for dinner. it's interesting how we stayed in contact and enjoy each ther's company after so many years of gradutation. It's really nice, knowing you have friends that hang out with you not because you are a worthy contact, but just because they enjoy your company.

we planned to smoke "ang hoon" (paper rolled tobacco) at west coast in order to pratice the cool skill of rolling joints. But even god would not have predicted that my trusty phantom's clutch cable snaped the moment we reach west coast.
darn.
the bike shop at west coast was closed.
made a few phone calls and found this bike shop called "racewerks" in alexendra that is nice enough to stay open for me.

i rode my bike there without a clutch.

it's amazing how hard it is to ride your bike without this small yet indispensible motorpart. well, after a few brushes with death, i reached and got my bike fixed by a far-from-sorber norman. kudos.

annnd. that is apprently all. really.

had a great time after that though. ahaha

sayonara!~

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

TIU TIU TIU TIU TIU TIUIY FDEUYGFEY w


IM IN THAILANDDDD WASSUP WASSUP WASSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHUDEHEWHGUFRUG#Y#





































weed

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Hey.
The tag board is for constructive comments.
Those who fail to Construct their sentences properly.
Or those who Have an incipit grasp of this language.
please call 90660561 and translate, whatever you are trying to tell me, to a language more comfortable with you.
thanks.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

23rd November9pm-3am
An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub
Non-Alcoholic Party
FREE FLOW of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop ,top 40s unless otherwise requested.
Entry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,but others are welcomed too!
West side ex-students are also welcomed! Come in your school uniforms!
RVHS, Jin tai, CTSS, Yusof ishak, Jurong sec, ACSI, Tanglin, GESSS, FMSS, Kent Ridge,JVSS, Pioneer, Juying, BPGH, HKSS, BBSS & NTSS!
Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.

$12 Presale
$15 at the door

Part of the proceeds will go to the *GCSD fund
entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.
exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix.
Thanks
90660561

Friday, October 27, 2006

updated 29 October

HALLOWEEN Decaf@ HOMECLUB
Tuesday 31st October 2006
9pm-3am

Missed the previous hallowen Parties in town?
Feeling a Pinch in your pokets but still have the urge to party!
don't wanna waste your costumes and want to dress up one more time?
HOMEclub & CACAparties Presents HALLOWEEN DECAF.
A mild Decaf and refreshing end to your halloween parties.

Entry @ an amazing Price of $6!

Entry $6 includes First drink of Beer, Housepour or softdrink.
Free Entry for anyone who comes in costume and ALL students!!
Entry 16 & above

All housepour SPRITS and beer & soft drinks going @ 50% off.

Music By CrazyChris & Home Residents.
Playing almost all genres of music apon request!
House, HipHop, Eurodance, Techno, Hard dance, Indie, Trance,Breakbeats, Big beat, Rock,Drumnbass etc etc.... A great fun mash up.

For guest list call chris to Rsvp
90660561

Thursday, October 26, 2006

I know... i'm not the blogger type of person. I can hardly sit down and type. I'd rather sleep or do something else other than blog. but oh well, here i am.


I don't know what is going on in my head these few days. I don't know where i'm heading now. The main thingy i'm doing now is to wait for my national service, whis is on the 12th of January 2007. BMTC school 2. other than that i'm working and spending. I seem to be working and working and trying to enjoy myself during work. and then, spend all my money or save all my money. Sometimes i wonder, is this the type of life i'm gonna lead after I graduate? I'm too used to having something to do, something that I HAVE to do, like school. nobody blames you if you are broke. but if you are bumming around, it's a big problem.

Somehow, i admire those friends who can bum around while waiting for NS. They do nothing but going online everyday and getting money from their parents! I don't know why i want to work, i don't know why i'm doing my events stuff, i don't know why i'm freelancing. i don't even know why i'm trying to earn so much money for! I don't know why i ride my bike. I don't know why i buy my DJ equiptment, mp3player, new clothes. shoes. I don't know why. Are they surpposed to make me happy? I work very hard to get money to maintain my lifestyle. Truthfully, i'm not happy during work. who is? if i don't need all these stuff, i don't need to work. well sometimes i wonder, if i'll be happy that way.

I don't want to be a rich businessman. i don't know if i can be. not alot of people are rich, but our media make it seem so easy to spluge. Why are we all trying to act as if we can spend, weather or not we can. Does assets really make a personality? what are we? why are we branding ourselves everyday. why do you judge a person by the car he drives, the clothes he wear?

I want to lose all these material possestions. I rather take my money and travel.

For sale:
Peavey PA speakers 1 pair - $500
FIDCK speaker stands 1 pair -$150
phonic Amplifier - $400
yamaha MG 16/4 Mixer - $350
pioneer CDJ 500 MKII limited edition 1 unit - $400
neumark DM1260X 3 channel DJmixer -$50
neumark TT1635 turntable - $250
Sony MDR-V700 DJ headphones - $100
SONY SRS-67 monitor speakers - $60
Behringer Virtulizer Pro Digital effects rack - $150
JWL wireless microphone system - $50
Honda Phantom TA 150 for coi - $80/mth for 13 more months. + $500 cash COE till 2010. Pay cash $1600.

total: $4060
buy everything at one go give you good offer + free gifts!
All prices are negotiable.

I'm going simple.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Whanna know who's Hot, Cute, crazy anf unny/.. all at the same time?!?!

MISHY!!!

she reminds me of Kim Walkerman though. only cute. ahaha. watch the videos till th emidle to findout.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

23rd November9pm-3am
An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub
Non-Alcoholic Party
Free Flow of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop ,top 40s unless otherwise requested.E
ntry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,but others are welcomed too!
Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.

$12 Presale
$15 at the door

Part of the proceeds will go to the *GCSD fund
entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.
exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix.
thanks
90660561

Ahhh..... it's been a long time since i updated.
hahah seems as if i was stucked in thailand all the time. AAHAHA.
well, nothing much happened for the past few weeks, the usual mambo and working.
I Spinned at bumble beez though, i would say it was good. Fun with no cock ups. =D.
argh.... all my friends are in NS now. I can't wait to go in. in fact i can't wait to come out. AHAHA.

yan ren and me are best friends now. we are the only 2 Jokers that have not served the nation. gonna travel before going! Going up to KL zounk around next week or next next week. anyone interested in joining us?

ahhh, saw her at Jp yesterday.
omg. went home and passed her presents. A big puzzle that i made for her 3 years ago, even before we were together. omg. cheesy to the max.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

I'M IN THAILAND NOWWWW!! and guess what?
SOUNTHEN THAILAND IS UNDER TERROIST BOMBINGS NOW!!! and guess what?
I'M THERE! lol

hahaha... happening.

23rd November
9pm-3am
An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub
Non-Alcoholic Party
Free Flow of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop ,top 40s unless otherwise requested.
Entry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,but others are welcomed too!
Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.

Tickets
$10 for first 50 presale
$12 Presale
$15 at the door

Part of the proceeds will go to the *GCSD fund

entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.
exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix.
thanks
90660561




*Get Chris Super Drunk

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me,
and every step I take reminds me of just how we used to be.
Well, how can I forget you, girl?
When there is always something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.
As shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night.
And I can't help recalling how it how it felt to kiss and hold you tight
Well, how can I forget you, girl?
When there is always something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.
I was born to love her, and I'll never be free.
You'll always be a part of me.

If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love we used to share.
Just go back to the places where we used to go, and I'll be there
Well, how can I forget you, girl?
When there is always something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.
I was born to love her, and I'll never be free
You'll always be a part of me.
'cause there is always something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.
always something there to remind me.

There is Always something There to remind me. By Spandeau Ballet.
one of my fav/hated songs now. lol.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

OOOOH my goooodd.... Finally a post by me!
hahah , sorry, i haven't been blogging religiously this week, Thus causing the death of our beloved steve irwin.

I think everyone Really made a Big Hoo Ha over his death. It's like suddenly EVERYONE's a fan of steve irwin. Most of the people who put the turtles on their MSN Display names Don't even Know who is he, Let alone Watch his show. Now, EVeryone seem to be watching his show. To be frank, I enjoyed Steve Irwin when i was a kid, But I haven't Watched or heard about him for at least the last 3 years, when they stopped shoing him on national TV and switched him full time to cable TV. WHat a shame, I'v got no cable. Dosen't bother me though. Some of the people i see started to Know EVERYTHING about steve, like as if they are a fan. I find this sad.

Thats the problem with people. You only Start to appreciate people when they are gone. Whats the use? I remember when a schoolmate of us died. SUDDENLY everyone seems to be her friend in someway. "oooh it's so cool to know someone who died" ... and everyone started drawing connections and seemed sad.To tell the truth, i did the same.

"ahhh the girl who commited suicide was from my secondary school!"

Well, I'm sure if she had that type of attendtion when She was still around, She would not have taken her life. Lets Just Thank got that her Corspe was not Caned... had she been a guy.



If steve was here, he'd say "Balls to ya'll Fakie Billiybong Mateys! huh!"
Teachers day.


Oh wow, I went back to my secondary school on the 31st of august.
Was reluctant to do so at first, as nobody in nan hua respected me a a respectable young man. The teachers were okay though, are matured enough to change their impression of me ( i don't know if they are faking it), But from the eyes of fellow students who graduated with me, i can tell from their eyes that they are say "huh, chris, that loser/joker from 403"

I will Look at them and smile to myself "I'm probably 10 times more succesful than you, you little Pee hole, get loss!" , Give them a weak smile, asking what are they doing now (mostly NS), and walk away.

I bet you all my Head you guys Bloody Know the reason why i wanted to go back to nhhs so eagerly. Partially because I want to mintain good relations with nan hua for further business opportunities, but Ya, you guys know the main reason.

All and all, I was Happy i was there, Teachers were all praises, A good ego filler. Most of the conversations starts like this

Chris: Happy Teacher's day Mrs $%^&

Teacher: OOHHHH... YOU! i remember you,CHRIS the Extremely notorious boy!

Chris: Yeah..............

Yup.
Saw lostsa Ex Juniors. Inclubing my ex Gf. Well, ok i shan't siam here siam there. I went back to look at her.Didn;t dare to talk to her in person, Was slutterling Like Shit!

ME: "er...er...hello...what you doing n..n..now? oh, oh , Jc... ya...yup! You are in JC, Yah, I know that. Yup. ...Hi..."

EX GF: " ?"

Didn't Talk to her for the rest of the day. Had an Extreamly Devastating Ride to work later.

and oh, I cut my hair.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Sick, havin headache, vomit. omg! i feel like f---

I really want to work today, got a few good bands playing, but i'm just too sick to go.

In about 8 Hours time, I'll be turning 20. at the stroke of 12, my teenage years will be gone. I'll no longer be a teenager. funny enough, this is the first birthday i don't look forward to. makes no difference if i'm 20 or 29 coz i'll still be doing the same stuffs. aaa....

I wanna stay young.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Ooooh.... i found this video while browsing old files... haha me doing a 540 kick when i was like, 17? ahaha...i wonder if i can do it again now.

Introducing the cutest and maddest girl in the world, Mishy! hahaha




This is what happens to chinese girls under Ang Moh influence when living overseas
but she's cute though, maybe i shd go jio her! HAHAHA... the ang moh kids love her.

Somehow, she reminds me of tammy nyp. HAHAHA... and HADASSAH. hahah YAH, she looks like hadassa. no offence to hadassa's friends.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Hey, haven't blogged for long.
Omg, National day was Bad... bad bad bad... damn weird.

1.I went to Toa payoh before goign to work to pick up the keys to the club. i went to look for a singapore flag to put on my bike to act cute. know what? I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE FLAGE. omg! it's NATIONAL DAY! where did all those drivers get the cool little flags?!?never mind, i went to pick up the keys ad went to the club.

2.Everything was fine, i set up normally.... and know what? i saw a face of an old woman staring at me from the side of my eye while i was lighting candles around the club. my god! I was like "?!?!?!" ahaha.... I got the creeps and den told my manager. who told all the bosses, and they ALL came down and burned joss sticks and joss paper. very superstitious bunch. I guess the richer you are, the mre superstitious you get, as you've got everything to lose.

3.All my life, i don't have a problem with mosquito bites, but on that day, i had like tons of them on my leg. awwww!

4. the day lastd quite fine, nothing much happened , we packed up and i was ready to go mambo. lol. but it friggin' rained. I had no choice but to wait. All of the sudden there were 2 malay dudes screaming their heads off across the river outside homeclub. First i Tought they were just pissed drunk and playing in the rain. Then, one of them started to wave frantically at us shouting "Buoyant! buoyant!"
It was then it dawned apon us that one of them has dropped into the river.
Being an ex lifeguard, i tried to think.
this was going on in my head>>>>> " . "
so, i decided to exercise the 7 principles of lifesaving > "Talk , reach , Throw, wade, row, swim with aid , swim and tow" arrange in order of danger from safest to most dangerous.

-no use talking to the victim, he's too far.
-nothing to reach him with,
-Nothing to throw to him as all the floats along sg river are either stolen or non existant.
-water is too deep, can't wade tru it.
-hahah no boats around for me to row.

so i was thinking, "swim with aid and tow him, nonononononono... shit, i'm not gonna jump into that choppy dirty water!"

my manager was like "Fuck you chris, you DON'T go and jump in ok!"

ahah.
then the police arrived and this was in their head>>>> " . "" doughnuts "

i was like shouting at them "get me a rope! rope!"
hahah they wer like " wad happened? omg!"

after which i ran into the club to take a ladder, which was totally reduntdant as it's not long enough actually. haha. but just incase.

Police cars and fire engines were zooming all over the place , but none of them stopped where the victim was. finally, the civil defence came and hauled him up with a rope. hahah $1200 gone for him! hee hee.

mambo!

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Watch this To be REALLY cool during mambo night. lol!

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE

well well. this is gonna be my first down blog.

I don't know why i'm feeling restless and agitated these few days. I get Upset very easily.
It's kinda gay to feel this way, i know. but i have alot of things in my mind, alot of things i wanna do. I running my own Events and PA setups and mobile discos, and yet i work as a fuckign waiter in home club. YES the pay is good, or rather stable, but it's a FUCKING SHIT JOB. The kinda looks people give you. OMG. Everyone's asking me " you are an FSV grad? why are u working as waiter here?" "chriss, you work there 1 year already wad u gain?"

I fully understand the phrase "we are the Unforturnate led by the Unqualified to do the Unnessesary for the Ungreatful." I can stand takign orders from some... forget it.

Colleges are the best, some times they make me go "WTF is wrong with you?!?!?!"
I dun fucking understand why u all wanna talk so much SHIT. WHY can't you just earn your $7 and shut up, do you need to care so much?

Yes, i'm the soundman of clubhome too, being paid $7 an hour, i am Halfprice compared to industry standard. well, i'm not complaining, I'm buiding myself a wonderful portfolio. But what i can't stand is the sarcastic remaks from colleuges ...
"Wha ... u relac ah do sound"
Chao chee bye. I am a PROFFESIONAL soundman, Not a FUCKING WAITER, you can be your PROFFESIONAL WAITER forever you fucking bastard. wadever lah.


I just want to earn my $7 an hour.
depending on circumstances, i might quit anytime. My Events Audio business is growing anyway.

Fuck retards.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Ho ho ho ho ho.

Went to RED STAR RESTAURANT for dim sum on sunday! OMG the dim sum there is like, wow. the prawns mog, THE PRAWNS can bounce in your mouth when you chew them! "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!" one may ask, but i assure you that I've been there done that.

On saturday, while i was working, We say a great display of fireworks that lasted over 20mins. Beautiful , but for what? welcome delegates from italy? It's okay to display fireworks for them, but one that lasted longer than our national day's fireworks display? is it nessasary?
well,i'm not complaining yet. wait till you hear from the tax payers.

CPF = Citizens Paying Fireworks
ahaha.

Okay, better not bitch about the government.
PAP ROCKS! yay yay yay!.
that should make it up for it.

Can anybody Tell me what happened to BoonLay Art Centre? and where it moved to? OMG.
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23rd OR 26th November

An All NAN HUA affair @ HOMEclub

Non-Alcoholic Party
Free Flow of Soft drinks all night
Rnb HipHop top 40s unless otherwise requested.
supprise activities.
Entry for 16 and above.
Piority entry for 2006 Graduating Batch,
but others are welcomed too!

Legal-aged peeps who want a drink come look for Chris on that day.

Tickets $15 Presale
$18 at the door
all entry come with a Sheiry Temple or soft drink as first drink.

exotic Mocktails will be onsale all night @ $5 each.
Contact Chris if u wanna buy Tix or if u wanna help sell tix. thanks
90660561
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NanHuarians need a break. We need a party.
It sucks to be from Nan Hua , I know.
But surely we all feel a sense of belonging among all our friends?

FMS 06 pary coming up. lol.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Weird day.

Work up like uber early. Then went back to sleep. Then woke up again. Then went to sleep. Check email. Back to sleep. Alarm rang, set to snooze. Back to sleep. Up, down up down up down.I started my day with vengaboys.

skipped breakfast to go to NAN HUA early for some meeting for organi$ing the prom. (Yes, I DID spell organizing with a '$' on purpose.)

OH MY! Students from Nan hua really do change a lot. They are a lot more extreme. It's either I see the downright geeks, or the extremely outrageous! I saw this girl, 15 or 16, with make up , tinted har, Large NUM bag and LV purse, strolling down the canteen yakking on her her Razor V3.
-Back then, the girls had pimple cream, BLACK NECK LENGTH hair, Tiny 'outdoor' backpack, fake jpg wallet, lumbering down the canteen Yakking with her friend about the new westlife album, with the nokia 3210 safely in her pocket and a copy of "Chi YU Shou Ce" in her hand.
Non cool at all.

Annnnd yah, I met VAL and passed her a bay beats T-shirt. Hope u like it Biach! and, You are welcome! heh heh.

Attended the meeting. Not bad. I might be-able to get the following year's prom to be done in MOS. I shall see about it.

Oh yah, I talked to Ms Wassan( some teacher incharge of staffing), about getting a position as a relief teacher in Nan hua. She gave me the green light and asked me to send her my particulars via email. Woo.. CHRIS the TEACHER.... nonono, should be MR ANG, the TEACHER! hahaha.

I can almost imagine....

class : goooooooood Moooornnnniiiiing Mrrrrrr Anggggg....
me: Morning Class!
class : Class sit!
me : today i'm gonna teach you about ==== Censored=====
class : !!!!!!?
me : ====================Censored====================
class : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me : repeat after me , "Charles loves to fondle with ============== =====================censored=======================
Class: ==================censored======================
me : good good.
class: we =============love to======== lick=========. Jane love to=====Censored======== Her pet Hamster with ===Censored== bus.
me: Good class you are learning fast!

The film commission will not love to film my lessons.


Ok. Then, I went home and slept.
Refer to first paragraph for fudher details.

I finally stayed UP and went to work, and guess what?

....Chicken Feathers got stuck on my motorbike chain in the middle of the road....

For those who know me well, I decorated my rear seat with Black feathers, it's this long thingy that Divas like to wear around their neck. Smart me decided to take it down today and put it in my saddle bag, in order to prevent the possibilities of it being caught in my wheels. Apprearantly, the wind blew the feathers out of my saddle bag, and into my drive chain. OMG. I did not know if should laugh or cry. @#$%^&^%$#@. Took me half and hour, stranded at the side of a road ( with witty drivers passing), to remove the feathers from my drive chain. IT was like TOTALLY stuck!. Hahah thank god I manage to pry it out and continue to zoom to work with a feathery bike.

I consider today a well lived day. hahaha.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Here Am I with another blog post.
THANK YOU Valentina Ng for showing me how to put up a tag board.

YESS i have TAG BOARD. i'm a BLOGGER!!!!

Anyway,Stephanie Tham just sent me a link to the youtube video of some Japanese English lesson show , they are called the ZUIIKIN GIRLS.

This is THE video of the year... HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.



OMG, i was watching it and was laughing like crazy. You should just get stoned or high on something and come watch this. Let learn the dance. HAHA.

Here's another one. HAHA.




If u actually watched finish this video,
this is how 'Hastala vista Baby" come into use.




I seriously don't think this shit is Sane. AHHA.


but i love it.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

A cliche 14 y.o blog post.


Do you sleep with the TV on?- computer screen....
Have you ever drank milk straight out of thecarton?- All the time! and my family still dosen't know.
Have you ever been stung by a bee?- nope
How fast can you type?- as fast as edward sissor hands would if he tried.
Are you afraid of the dark?- afraid of dark eye rings...
Do you "like" anybody right now?- yeah i really do "like" someone now
When was the last time you chose a bath over ashower?- when there was a bath tub.
Are you drinking anything right now?- iced milo.
If you could be anywhere right now where wouldit be?- it depends, really.
Can you hula hoop?- i can if i try.
Are you good at keeping secrets?- Yeah i am, unlike tom,according to jon, he always spread secrets, jon told me not to tell anyone.
Do you know the Muffin Man?-Yeah balls!
Do you talk in your sleep?- i would't know, people tell me i mumble names...
Who wrote the book of love?- Err... Peter gabriel? i know he sang it.
Have you ever flown a kite?- ahhh, all the time.
If you won the lottery what would you do with themoney?- redeem it.
Do you consider yourself successful?- not yet. well... under current situations, i would say that i'm quite successful though.
How many people are on your contact list that areon your phone?- about 240.. and another 100 in the reserves.
Have you ever asked for a pony?- =
Plans for tomorrow?- sleep.
Can you juggle?- yup.
Missing someone now?- hmmm...
When was the last time you told someone I LoveYou?- In person -20th august 2004. electronicly - 19th may 2006.
And truly meant it?every word of it.
What did you do today?- worked.
How did you feel today?- subtle.
Have you ever been suspended or expelled fromschool?- HAHA i was suspended during the holidays in sec 3, so i was not allowed to attend the chinese language camp. I thanked the principle.
What are you looking forward to?- buying my disco Lighting.
Have you ever crawled through a window?- heh heh... yup.
-Have you ever eaten dog food?- sadly, yes.
Can you handle the truth?- No.
What 3 things can always be found in yourrefrigerator?- Ice, Alcohol , Mixers.
Any cool scars?- I have one on my leg from my first motobike accitdent in cambodia.
Do you like or have a crush on anyone?- crush? nope.
Have you ever been in love?- haha.
Do you talk to yourself?- more that i talk to others.
Do you like dancing?- i won't say i Like it. "enjoy" is a better word.
Three of your favorite foods.- Cha Ca, Phad thai, Baked Samon.
Three physical things about the opposite sex thatappeal to you:- lips. hair. legs.
Who are you thinking of right now?- some person i know. haha.
Who did you last talk to on the phone?- the roti prata delivery man in boat quay.
Where is your phone?- in my jean poket
What was the last thing you ate?:- Big breakfast.
What are your favorite colors?- Orange, Green, Red, black, ultra marine.
What song are you currently listening to?:- kaiser Chiefs - Everyday i love you less and less.
Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?:- can't really tell if it's fixed, gotta send it back for a over haul again.
Would you ever date anyone on your friends list-well, she's on my friends list.
OMG! i have ONE comment!. not bad for a start. ahaha.
i think i should just start advertising my blog on my msn nicks, Friendster, online profiles and go every where ands say "eh visit my blog leh" "tag meeee" like those irritating secondary school JC girls. I don't know why people don't believe that i have a blog. I does not seem 'ME' to sit down and type, i know. Despite my far fetched belief that i'll become a blogstar, I still think that this blog will die in about 2 week's time. just like my Emo Opendiary. Heh... i'm not really proud of it. but it does tell me how i think last time, and remind me not to behave like that in the future. AND in 5 years time, i'll look at this blog and realise how stupid i am. ahaha.

Aparrently i heard from my friend that people gad been reding my blog and never leave comment. he told me to put up a tag board. I don't know how to do it.

OH OH , i'm damn happy , i just bought my first lighting for my events stuff. it's 2 Pin spotlights. I'm gonna buy disco scanner lights, strobe lights and smoke machine soon. i'll be damn happy i buy them .hahah much better than spending them on alcohol
ahahaha. and i Installed Blue undercarridge Lights on my bike. 3 of them. wha now i look like 2 fast 2 furious. heh heh...

And some girl just told me not to blog like this. aha. she told me to write about hows my life today and stuff. well, here goes...

today i woke up, feeling groggy. i kicked my blanket outta my bed and went to brush my teeth. afther which i sat down on my computer and started to check my emails. and i started to blog.


hmmm... not a very interesting day.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

I think i want to be a blogstar.


Yes, this idea sunddenly came across me while i was twiring bottles at work.
I think it'll be fun to join the ranks of XiaXue, Mr brown, Clapbangkiss , Mr miyagi, dick chan and many more. i dun even mind being like the racist dude.... except for the jail bit.
Yes. I WANT TO BE a BLOG STAR!

i guess it's pretty simple. all i need to do is to type out what people want to read.

hmmm....

I not really sure if you guys want to read what ever i just typed.

currently my blog has 0 hits.

yes. 0 hits.

ok, 1 hit.myself. but counting that hit in, i shoud just go hit myself.

mybe i should start some gay shit and have many homophobic fellas go "ewwww" all over my blog. Or bitch about the world and talk about what i like and what colour is my hair today... or bitch about the government... or take lotsa plastic photos of myself and post it on my blog, or write about how i peep at girl's underwear or.... express my views on people of different colours.

hmmm.... i shall go plan out something new. something contraversial. something exciting and funny. something that'll turn me into a ..

blogstar.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

drrrrrrummmmmmmmm...chiang!

here's the first entry to this. blog.

well, not a very nice start for a blog that had the first entry late for a month.
it's like, 6:44 Am now and I've just bath, came back from mambo(zouk).
not in the bestest condition to pen my thoughts down. coz what ever's left in my brain now sounds like
" Dum dum dum dum ... square roomss......dum dum dum dum... video kill ladio...... dum dum dum.... love in 1st degree c.....dum dum dum.... woot woot woot... eh eh eh.. aiyoh aiyoh mai yo......... dum dum dum...no vomiting on the dance floor......dum dum dum...why u vomit on me......dum dum dum.....bouncer......dum dum dum..... fuck! i got vomit on my shoes........dum dum dum... please leave the club....no, don't..don't vomit on the hot dogs.....dum dum dum dum........"

well....... you get my point. i shall put up more intelligent topics in time to come.
till then!